First off, what the hell is up with LJ's "subtitle"? "Discover global communities of friends who share your unique passions and interests"? Sounds like a robot took over.
So I was looking at the Culver's menu (my mother's obsessed with their ice cream), and had a good time with the pictures. In case there are people that don't know, Culver's is a Midwestern burger chain. As with anything Midwestern
, there are weird undertones of "family values" at Culver's. Their claim to fame is the ButterBurger. Sounds bad, actually not that bad. Part of their slogan: "If you’ve been to a Culver’s and experienced fresh, delicious food served with friendly smiles, you’ve been Culverized." Yeeee-aaaah
First we have some slab chicken on stone bread:
Next we have some alien crabs on bread:
And the winner, a sandwich to rival the worst sandwich I have ever had:
It looks awful as shit to me (true, good food to me often involves rice, but not always, and I do eat sandwiches and burgers). I mean, McDonald's
has better photos. I'm not saying the food itself is shit, mind you - I've never had any of these particular beauties - but can we maybe invest in some better photography? Slap some lettuce and tomatoes on this shit? Just for the hell of it?